THE BEAR FAN RON SHOW

On the Bear fan Ron Show,we vote every Saturday night for that certain someone who did or said something stupid and deserves recognition for it aka, the Ass Clown of the Week. Call in to the show and make your vote count! (724)444-7444 The show pin is 60541# than hit 1 and # and will be directed to the switchboard.

Ass Clown of the week 2010

For the week of 7/18/2010

This weeks Ass Clown of the week goes out to Edwin Kagin and the American Atheists'. While attending the annual American Atheists' Convention Kagin made it an effort to debaptize people with a hair dryer, yeah that's right a hair dryer. If someone wants to rejsect God that is his or her right to do though I don't agree with it, but lets get real here. For someone to go to lengths to use a hair dryer to debaptize someone is ridiculas and insane. Just denounce God as you atheists do so well amd publically reject God and histeaching. Why make yourselves look more stupid by using a hair dryer to debaptize someone. For this ass clown action, Mr. Kagin, you are voted as Ass Clown of the week by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show.

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For the week of 7/11/2010

This week's story of Ass Clown of the Week is entitled Holder, and the Cracker hating man. As some of you may recall, during the 2008 Presidental outside a Philadelphia polling place stood two thug black panthers trying to intimidate voters, one of which carried a club. Well to make a long story short, these two "tough guys" were prosecuted under the Bush administration's Department of Justice for voter intimidation. Well having the case won, Mr. "Social Justice" Holder and several others in the Obama Administrations' Justice department decided to drop the charges. This action alone is enough to make a person go huh? But making matters even more puzzling is a video that surfaced of one of the men involved. In the video Samir Shabazz, President of the Philadelphia Black Panther Party (aka the tough guy carring the club) makes racist statements which seems to back up his true goal of racism and voter intimidation of that elaction night. As usual real change is taking place entitled BS. To Mr. Holder and the cracker hating Samir Shabazz, you are voted the Ass Clowns of the Week by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show. You two epitomize what a true ass clown is all about, congratulations.

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For the week of 7/04/2010

This weeks winner goes out to what seems to be one freaking disturbed whacked individual and goes by Danette Stark. Stark, the mother of a 13 year old daughter, evidently had a what seems to be some sort of conflict with a 13 year old girl(a young lady that attends the same school as her daughter) and that girl's mother. In order to get some kind of strange justice, or what one may deem as revenge, Stark created a photoshop image of the 13 year old girl engaged in a sex act with a dog, HUH! Ms. Stark took the face of the girl and superimposed it to a picture of a woman having sex with a dog and allegedly made as many as 30 fliers. The whacko then went to the middle school and placed the pictures in a girls bathroom at the middle school and placed several in lockers. This world is on crack. At this time, Stark remains in prison awaiting a court hearing scheduled for July 21st. Stark is charged with 18 counts of sexual explotation of a minor. I can't wait to see how this whacked case turns out. For this, Ms. Danette Stark you are Ass Clown of the week.

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For the week of 6/27/2010

This week's winners goes out to a deserving scumbag couple by the names of Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini. The story is simple. While at a local Walmart Fousek and Tomasini needed drug money to allegedly get a fix. They thought it would be a great idea to sell their baby for 25 bucks to someone at the Walmart. Thankfully, one of the people approached by the whackos called police right away and they were picked up and arrested on child endagerment charges, freaking unreal! Later reports also state that Mr. Fousek while in prison got a bit beaten up when the inmates at the prison heard of what he did. Actually for the baby this may be a blessing in disguse, but seriously. So to you two scumbag ass clowns by the name of Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini, Congratulations you are Ass Clowns of the Week voted by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron show.

(Photo of Tomasini and Fousek)

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For the week of 6/20/2010

This week's award goes out to not only an ass clown but a total bastard that needs to rot in hell. Paul Hansen a bass palyer for a band Disorderly Conduct. The band and Hansen was hired to play at a party hosted every year by Melissa Barnes and her family. As the reports seem to point out, after playing, Hansen decided he needed to leave the party. After loading his van, Hansen tried to leave but his van got stuck in the mud. A party goer tried to help him and pointed out he needed to turn the front wheels to try to get unstuck. Hansen angry jumped out of the van, called the party goer a derogatory term and shoved and grabbed her by the throat. Seeing this Ms. Hansen intervened. Hansen enragged by this pulled out his gun and shot Hansen in the head. Nothing like biting the hand that feeds you. Mr. Hansen, you deserve hell and I hope you enjoy it. You are Ass Clown of the week among other things.

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For the week of 6/13/2010

This weeks award goes out to a lady whom just couldn't stay away from the booze and calling 911, the lady, Audrey Scott. On one lonely night of drinking Ms. Scott thought it would be a great idea to call 911 not once, but 5 times, to look for a husband. Mind you, she wasn't looking for HER husbad, she was using 911 for a dateline. When informed by the dispatcher that she could be arrested for calling 911 for trying to land a husband she said let's do it. The dispatcher granted her wish and and did it thus Audrey Scott was arrested for a class 4 misdemeanor for making a false call to 911. For this Audrey Scott you are named Ass Clown of the Week by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show.

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For the week of 3/14/10

This weeks winner is unother then the Speaker of the House, the whacked Nancy Pelosi. While trying to spin support for Obama care she said we must get the bill passed, we must get this bill passed because once this bill is passed we will find out what is in the bill. WTH? Are you not suppose to know what is in the bill before it is passed? For this you Ass Clown Speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi, you are voted by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron show as Ass Clown of the Week. Congrats you Ass Clown.

For the week of 6/06/2010

This weeks winner goes out to MLB Umpire Jim Joyce. On June 2nd, while the Detriot Tigers were home playing the Cleveland Indians, Tigers pitcher, Armando Galarraga was about to make history, that is until Jim Joyce made history for himeself (as most umpires seem to do these days). With two out in the bottom of the ninth and Galarraga pitching a perfect game, Jason Donald hits a weak infield grounder in which the first baseman lobs it to Galarraga. With his foot clearly on the bag and the ball securly in his Galarraga's glove, Mr. Jim "I kicked the shit out of that call" Joyce called Donald safe. With no delibration with his fellow umpires, Joyce's ignorantly let his wrong call stand and Gallarraga's perfect game was aborted. For this Mr. Joyce, you have been voted by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show as Ass Clown of the Week (and deservedly so may I add). 

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For the week of 5/30/2010

This week, we have two deserving winners for Ass Clown of the week. The first winner is somewhat related to sports, the other is just another typical example of an ass clown we all see to much today.

The first winner of this week goes out to a punk teen charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, Tyler Wilson. He sure picked the wrong home to break into, freaking ass clown. While Wilson was attempting to break into the home, the home owner, John Rawlings, was in the middle of watching, "The Ultimate Fighter." The show broke for a message and stepped away to do a few things. When he returned to the show he heard a noise that wasn't coming from the show, he checked around to see what was going on and saw the ass clown standing in his entry way. Rawlings did not hesitate and took the would be robber down. Using his skills he learned from watching "The Ultimate Fighter", John took Wilson down wrapped around his knees, grabbed his neck, and began to kick his ass until police arrive. Serves this whack job right. So Tyler Wilson, with much pleasure, the listeners of the Bear fan Ron show are very pleased to vote you one of this week's Ass Clown of the Week!

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The other very deserving winner is 32 year old Danielle Carter, a mother of a 6 year old and a dead beat mom. Carter was charged with endangering the life of a child after her and her son were found living in deplorable living conditions. Lets face it people are living in and are having tough times right now, but living in human waste, decaying and rotting food, as well as stealing electricity from the landlord are just a bit over the top. Subsequently the six year old was taken from the home and living with relatives. Ms. Carter, congrats, you are also voted Ass Clown of the Week by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show.

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For the week of 5/23/2010

This weeks winner goes out to a very deserving ass clown, none other than the continual ass clown Brett Favre. Good ole Brett wins this weeks awards for two incidents. The first is the ongoing question of will Brett return to play the 2010 season, go figure. Well he goes and gets ankle surgery, which should be an indication that he would be returning, if not, why have the surgery. He goes and announces it on his website thanking all the fans whom care. Favre get bit! If that wasn't enough, to keep the drama going, he bases his whole return to the Vikings on if the So. Miss baseball team makes the CWS or not. WHAT? Unfreaking real! Like that whole thing is for real. Brett Favre you Ass Clown, stop being a drama queen, attention seeking whore, whack job,and ass clown. Brett Favre, you are voted by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show as Ass Clown of the Week!

The Brett Favre whack site

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For the week of 5/16/10

This week's award goes out to a very deserving individual, Charles Clements of Chicago, Illinois. Mr Clements loves his lawn. He has won awards for his lawn, however in this case, he took his love for his grass a little to far. According to reports, Joshua Funches was walking his dog when duty called and the dog urinated on Clements' lawn. Clements ticked off by this threatened that he would shoot Funches. Funches in turn said, "go ahead and do it". Well Clements got his gun and indeed shot the man dead. This man, Mr. Clements, as well as the world, is whacked. All these nature lovers that feel nature, trees, grass, and animals are more important than a human life need their head examined. Mr. Clements, for your Ass Clown act, you have been voted by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show Ass clown of the Week. May you get pissed on often in jail! Congrats you mental midget ass clown!

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For the week of 5/09/10

This weeks winner goes out to someone that just can't keep thenselves out of the headlines for many years now. This weeks Ass Clown of the Week is noneother than Hall of game football player Lawerence Taylor and his side kick, the scumbag pimp. This passed Thursday Taylor was arrested for the rape of a minor. Allegedly, Taylor looking for sex contacted the alleged scumbag pimp,Rasheed Davis, 36 of the Bronx, New York. As for the rest of the story. After the act was complete the under age girl, a run away, texted her uncle whom in turn contacted police. The pimp and Taylor were than arrested and charged for their offenses. Taylor denies having sex with the girl, but even to put himself in that situation is ass clownish and so lawerence Taylor. For the all of this Lawerence Taylor and the scumbag pimp, you are voted by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron show as Ass Clown of the week.

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For the week of 5/02/10

This weeks winner goes out to four thugs that tried to take advantage of an elderly woman charging her $3000 dollars for just a half hours worth of landscaping work. A 17 year old man,Richard N. Squires Jr, Clayton Naylor Squires, Christopher P. Corradi all are suspected to be a part of this terrible crime. Nothing like trying to scare and strong arm an elderly woman for money. Thank God they didn't get away with it.. For this act, you four have been voted Ass Clown of the week by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show. Congrats you ass clowns!

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For the week of 4/25/10

This weeks winner goes out to Dale Eugene Root. Mr. Root thought it would be real cool to jump in a plane and try it out. Mr. Root doesn't hold a pilots license and is not known to have had any pilot training, what an ass clown! He was later arrested for attempted theft. For this the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show have given you the honor of being named Ass Clown of the week! Congrats you ass clown.

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For the week of 4/18/10

This weeks winner goes to a very individual, Matthew Clemmens. Mr. Clemmens thought it would be really funny to intentionally vomit on a 11 year old girl, and her off duty police officer father while they attended a baseball game. Clemmens and his friends while attending the game were abusive, loud, spitting and cussing through out the game. Apparently the father ponited out their behavior to one of the ushers and one of them was removed. This apparntly was the man's motivation for the vomiting on the girl and her father. Well in the end Mr. he got what he deserved, as witnessed by the photo below as well as many other various charges. Mr. Clemmens. it is my pleasure to name you this weeks winner of Ass Clown of the week, voted by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show.

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For the week of 4/11/10

This week winner goes out to the very whacked man Rep. Hank Johnson. During a hearing about whether to add additional troops to the island of Guam, Mr. Johnson brought up his concern that adding additional troops may over tip and capsize the island, WTH? These are the ass clowns that hold the future of America in their hands? Give me a break. For this Rep. Johnson, the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show have voted you, Ass Clown of the week!

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For the week of 4/04/10

This has to be one of the famous winners in Ass Clown of the Week history, and created a topic of discussion and themes for the Bear fan Ron Show that may never end. Two youths between the age of 18-21 were disorderly in a Motel lobby. After the two would not settle down, the Motel Manager asked them to leave. The two ass clowns returned to the Motel and throw a sock full of feces, and a bottle full of urine at the Motel manager. in one of the stories read on the air the the manager over heard the young men talking about being in town to see a concert in the area. Could the name of the band be Feces and Urine? Only one could hope. For this funny yet very disgusting act, these two whack jobs are named Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 3/28/10

This week winner is a humdinger. Donald Wolfe, 55 of Pennsylvania, gets this weeks winner of Ass Clown of the Week. According to witnesses and the police, Mr. Wolfe was seen on the side of the road giving mouth to mouth to and trying to revive a long dead possum. Other witnesses also stated that it looked like Wolfe was trying to conduct some kind of seance. Wolfe was charged with Public Intoxication as well as being voted on as the winner of Ass Clown of the Week by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show. Congrats Mr. Wolfe you Ass Clown!

For the week of 3/21/10

In a week where everyone and everything on the show was nominated, Walkie gets the honors. After filling out 13 brackets, for money I might add, Walkie picked Kansas as the winner for all 13, only to have Kansas lose. For this Walkie wins Ass Clown of the week. Congrats Walkie.

For the week of 3/7/10

Well another one of Walkies nominees wins this week, and what a bizaree story it is. While trying to sell a Romo jersey on Craig's List, Walkie thought he had a buyer. This Craig's list buyer sends Walkie an $840 dollar check for a 75 dollar jersey. In turn the customer wanted him to wire back the balance of the check. Is this person for real? Walkie then had the check investigated and of course it was bogus and the bank had the check sent to the feds. For this ass clown scheme this Craigs List customer is named Ass Clown of the week.

For the week of 2/28/10

This weeks award goes out to the members of the Canadian Women's Hockey team. After their victory, they partied hard drinking beer, smoking cigars, and driving a zamboni. Many people were turned off by this celebration. Some deemed their actions classless, others were disturbed by some members drinking while they were under the drinking age. Even the IOC was upset with their actions and held an investigation. Oh well, girls will be girls I guess. For your classless celebration, The Women's Canadian Hockey team, you are voted Ass Clown of the week by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show. congrats to you and yours!!! LMAO

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For the week of 2/21/10

This week's award goes to an individual nominated many times and now two time  winner, Eldrick "Tiger" Woods. On Friday February 19th, Woods held a press conference to set the record straight on many things. lol. In a conference where he did not take questions, he said he was sorry for his irresonsiable and foolish behavior, he apologized to his wife and family. What a show. He stated he was going to get help for his addiction, whatever that means. He also refuted reports he was involved with performance enhancing drugs, and went on to tell the paparazzi to leave his family alone. Eldrick, SHUT UP. You just won Ass Clown of the Week!!! Comgrats on this great accomplishment.

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For the week of 2/14/10

This week's winner,voted by our listener's was a total shock to me, as I am sure it will be for you. In a week that Favre once again reverts back to his attention whoring self, as well as the NFL investigating doing away with the 3 point stance, a cafe located in Pennsylvania, by the name of the Hillside Cafe wins Ass Clown of the Week. Nominated by Walkie, a very loyal and long time listener, for his poor dinning experience on Sunday. He vented about his steak and according to him,"was all fat," his girl friends was firm and not soft, his wings were slimy, greasy, and not crunchy, as well as the service was not up to par. He dished out over 100 dollars for the meal for him and his girl friend and was not pleased. He tried to contact the Hillside Cafe via email. However, to add to his frustration, the email he tried to send them to complan to them was down. He also left a phone message with the manager of the cafe and the call was not returned. Though he did point out that the desert they brought home from the establishment was outstanding(WTH?) For these reasons Walkie swayed the listeners of the show to vote for The Hillside Cafe as Ass Clown of the week. Congrats on your award for the week. You picked a bad time to have poor service with our good friend Walkie. 

(Let the record show my vote was for the NFL. LOL. With all this change you are ruining the game. Get a clue Goodell!)  

For the week of 2/07/10

This weeks award yet again, goes out to the Chicago Bears organization. After their press conference five short weeks ago, after all their talk of change, new thoughts and idea, and going outside of the organization to get them, they hire Rod Marinelli and in turn have the same old B.S.. , the Tampa Bay Cover 2 and Lovies total control. It makes me laugh to think that the early reports before the press conference were true. The press heard that Smith was going to hire Marts and Marinelli the press conference even started. When asked about the reports Marinelli would be hired as defensive coordinator, Lovie Smith shot back. "Where did you hear those reports from?" "Did you hear that from me?" He went on to say how "like Jerry said" we will be going outside of the organization. Oh now I know what the big CHANGE was, making Lovie Smith’s son quality control coach. Now I want to puke. For all the B.S., for the lies, and not doing the job right first place, The McCaskey’s, Ted Phillips, Jerry Angelo, and especially Lovie Smith, YOU, the Bears organization are Ass Clown of the Week. What a true group of Ass Clowns.

For the week of 1/31/10

This weeks award goes out to two well deserving recipients (one with a unique twist). The first winner goes out to Walkie’s friend. Walkie, a long time listener to the show nominated his good friend, which he did not name for earning his fourth DUI in as many as four months. He has lost his home, job, family and freedom. Walkie nominated his friend in hope that he would wake up. For this the listeners have declared you and have voted on you, "Walkie’s friend," as Ass Clown of the week.

For the week of 1/24/10

This week's award goes to the whacked recording artist known as Prince. After being inspired from watching the Minnesota Vikings play during the 2009 season, a new Vikings fight song was created by him. To be short and sweet, this song is just as whacked as it's creator and thus deserving so nominated and voted on by the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show. Congratulations Prince, you are so deserving for this weeks Ass Clown of the week Award.

The link to this whacked song

For the week of 1/17/10

This week your worthy winners are Nike and and Ladainian Tomlinson. Recently Nike released a ad/video (not sure what it is) of LT doing the electric slide aka the LT slide. Throughout the years of LT's career as a football player and endorser there have been some pretty cool ad's he has been a part of. Unfortunately this time, it has to be one of the worst. For that reason, LT and Nike, you are this weeks winner of Ass Clown of the week.

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For the week of 1/10/10

This week's award goes out to the organization known as The Chicago Bears. Others may call the Bears these days the Ass Clown circus on the lake. On Tuesday, January 5th the Chicago Bears put on a real dog and pony show. The purpose of this dog and pony show? As it seems, it was to aim blame for a lousy 2009 season toward, and to announce the firing of, offensive coordinator Ron Turner and several offensive assistant coaches. They also went on to spell out who was in charge, and of what, to state change was coming and mediocrity was unacceptable. Talk about a LMAO type of moment.

Whether it was Ted Phillips The Bears' CEO, Jerry Angelo, the General Manager, or Lovie Smith the head coach, you heard there men talking in circles, arrogance, but most of all B.S.! Mediocrity isn't acceptable, but we are keeping these clowns. Lovie talks about change but in the next breath says as long as he is head coach they will keep some form of the Tampa Bay Cover 2, Angelo says the moves he made were not necessarily wrong, they just didn't work out. HUH? I have a headache. For this and the total circus Halas hall has become, Chicago Bears, you are this week's Ass Clown of the Week. Congrats on this well deserved honor!

Enjoy the videos below, they are surely entertaining.

Phillips' opening statements

Smith's statements

Angelo's statements

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For the week of 1/03/10

What a way to start out the new year of Ass Clown of the Week! This week's award goes out two well deserving Ass Clowns, Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton. According to reports, Arenas and Critteton, two Washington Wizzards teammates, drew guns on each other wild wild west old school style while in the Washington Wizard's locker room. WTH? This is just plain nuts. Reports also state that Arenas stored unloaded weapons in a container in the Wizzards locker room and Crittenton brings his gun to practice too? How ironic considering the Washington Wizards name used to be the Bullets. I don't get it. I mean, I am not one for or to preach gun control, but this is just plain nuts. Then, to have a draw off in the locker room with a teammate? Arenas and Crittenton way to open up the year with this story. You two are truly so deserving of this week's Ass Clown of the Week Award, congratulations!

Ass Clown of the Year 2009!!!

Nidal Malik Hasan(a.k.a.piece of crap)

On December 26th one of the biggest pieces of crap in recent history, a Muslim terrorist extremist, in a unanimous vote, a.k.a. Nidal Malik Hasan won the 2009 Ass Clown of the Year Award. This recipient happens to be the coward who killed the fine soldiers at Fort because he didn't want to serve in Afghanistan, and lets face it, hates America. As posted on 11/08, you rotten piece of crap, may you rot in hell. May God bless the families of the fallen and give them peace. Malik Hasan, gives me and the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show to Award you the 2009 Ass Clown of the Year Award. May your death be long and painful you coward!!!

A big THANK YOU goes out to all the listeners and friends of the show that make Ass Clown of the week possible and a very big SUCCESS!!!

For the week of 12/20/09

This weeks winner goes to Congress and those fine members of the Seante bribed to change their vote to yes for the health care bill. So much about helping Americans and their familes. As always, it's about the buck. Senator Reid and all the members of your Ass Clown Circus, you are gladly named Ass Clown of the Week. It's time to throw these clowns out of office!

For the week of 12/13/09

This weeks award goes out to the newly hired ND football coach and traitor, Brian Kelly. Chasing the big money and his dreams and leaving his players hung out to dry in their bowl game versus the Gator’s, Kelley signed with Notre Dame to be their new head coach. Shame on you Mr. Kelley. Talk about loyalty. Brian Kelly, you are Ass clown of the Week.

For the week of 12/06/09

This weeks award goes to Eldrick "Tiger" Woods for the ongoing saga that began last week. Not only has Tiger avoided answering questions from the police, made several statements denying his cheating ways only to admit them, but now there are as many as seven women now saying they were involved with Tiger. Another case of a man thinking with the wrong head. Tiger keep your pants on and use your brain. For this Tiger Woods, you are voted this week's Ass Clown of the Week.

For the week of 11/29/09

This week award goes to The New York Jets offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer. This week, Brian decided to come up with color signals to indicate whether the Jets Qb Sanchez should be cautious, aggressive, or just throw the ball away. Give me a break, are you serious? G+For this coach Schottenheimer, you are ass clown of the week.

For the week of 11/22/09

This week we have two very deserving winners for Ass clown of the week, they are the Cleveland Browns and the NFL for fining Titans' owner Bud Adams.

The Cleveland Browns this season have been horrible, Eric Mangini, has filled his billing as the "Mangenius". Last weeks the Browns offense continues to be the worst team in the league. For this and much more the Browns win Ass Clown of the week and deservedly so.

The NFL wins for their fining of The Titans owner Bud Adams 250,000 dollars foe flipping the bird to some very deserving Bills fans. All game long Mr. Adams had to hear crap from the Bills fans during the game, and thus let them know how he felt. Come on NFL lighten up. It is great to see a owner with a little life. God bless you Bud Adams. NFL, you are Ass clown of the week.

For the week of 11/15/09

This weeks award goes to Chicago Bears Defensive tackle Tommie Harris. While playing the Arizona Cardinals, just after the fourth play of the game, Tommie Harris decided to punch Cardinals offensive lineman, Deuce Lutui, while trying to get off of a pile. Nothing like getting suckered into something stupid Tommie. For this you are Ass Clown of the Week. Congrats Tommie.

For the week of 11/08/09

This weeks award will be short and sweet. This weeks award goes out to that freaking piece of extremist Muslim crap that shot and killed the fine soldiers at Fort Hood. Nidal Malik Hasan, may you rot in hell for eternity. It's time that someone calls a spade a spade and enough with the political correctness. May God bless the families of those killed and may he give you peace.

For the week of 11/01/09

This weeks award goes out to Congress and their handling of the congressional hearings on concussions in the NFL. Talk about taking something so admirable and in turn using it to take over the NFL and threaten to take away the NFL's anti-trust status. Maxine Waters and the rest of you ass clowns, shame on you. You are Ass clowns of the week. 

For the week of 10/25/09

This weeks winner goes out to three outstanding individuals, they are Jeff Reed, kicker of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Jeff Fisher, head coach of the Tennessee Titans, and last but not least, the parents of Balloon boy. The list was just too full of great nominees not to have three winners for this week.

Jeff Reid wins once again for another display of public intoxication. While at a bar just outside Heinz Field, Jeff Reed tried to take the law into his own hands. While one of his teammates was being arrested for public urination, Jeff Reed was there to prevent that from happening. According to Police, Reed took a combative stance and tried to prevent the arrest from happening. In turn. Reed was cited for public intoxication. What an ass clown.

While at a charity event for Tony Dungy, Jeff Fisher came out in a Colts jersey and stated before the audience that he wanted to feel like a winner, while at the time his team was winless on the season. Talk about rubbing most of your fans the wrong way(note: the listeners wanted this one, lol. I had no problem with the humor, I got it. LOL). Fisher in a statement said he apologized to anyone this offended but went on to say he would do it again. lol.

Then of course the parents of balloon boy, whom faked a whole incident that his son got launched on a balloon, called 911, the TV stations just to get pub in hopes of having their own reality TV show. What whack jobs.

So Jeff Reed, Jeff Fisher, and Parents of balloon boy, congrats. You are the very deserving winners of ass clown of the week.

For the Week of 10/18/09

This week winners are the officiating crew of the Arkansas vs. Florida game. In crunch time, a crew member called a personal foul penalty on an Arkansas defensive linemen for basically knocking the crap out of a Florida offensive linemen. The last time I checked that was part of the game. The call was instrumental in giving Florida the win. Talk about someone trying to be part of an outcome of the game. For this, The SEC officiating crew of the Ark/Florida game, you are Ass Clowns of the week. (on a further note, this same crew was suspended by the SEC for the call made in this game and one for the Tenn/Alabama a week before. Something fishy going on?)

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For the week of 10/11/09

This weeks winner goes out to all of those that voted for President Barack Obama for the Nobel Peace Prize. Seriously, you are kidding me right? What has he done for peace except talk about it. Enough said. Congrats you whack jobs. Talk about living in a fantasy world.

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For the week of 10/04/09

This weeks winner of Ass Clown of the week goes out to the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks Jim Mora. After the Seahawks played the Bears in a tough loss, Mora preceded to throw his kicker Olindo Mare under the bus. He blamed his kicker for the loss by missing two field goals and by saying if he made them they would have won the game. What he failed to mention was he hit four field goals that game. Jim, Jim, Jim, I totally understand your frustration, but if Gould made his field goal to start the game things could have been different as well. Maybe if the defense held you would have won as well. What if, I say what if? Shame on you calling out your poor kicker. lol. Need I go on. Jim Mora, congrats. You are this week's Ass Clown of the week Award winner.

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For the week of 9/27/09

This weeks award goes out to the head coach of the Washington Redskins Jim Zorn. While his team was playing the two worst teams in the NFL(St. Louis Rams, Detroit Lions) His team failed to score a TD in the first game and settled for 3 GG's while being in the red zone 5 times. In the second game they lost to the Lions who has failed to win a game in their last 20 games which dates back to 2007, Ouch!!!. For this Jim Zorn, you are voted Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 9/20/09

This week's award goes out to an outstanding individual whom by example showed what the Ass Clown of the week Award is all about. This weeks winner goes out to Kanye West. While attending the MTV Video Music Awards Ceremony, he displayed what an ass clown is all about. While country music singer Taylor Swift was receiving her award for Best Female Video, he preceded to take the mic from Miss Swift and said that Beyonce' video was better and implied that she was more deserving of the award. What an Ass Clown!!!. As irony would serve, Beyonce' went on to win Best Video of the year, making West's interruption even more Ass Clownish. Beyonce', with class when making her acceptance speech asked Swift to join her on stage making up for the time West stole from her. Mr. West, you are so deserving of this weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award. Congratulations, you ass. PS, West went on to apologize, but what a weak one it was. He is still an Ass Clown.

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For the week of 9/13/09

This week's award goes to former MTV reality TV star, Tila Nguyen aka Tila Tiquila. While at Shawn Merriman's residence it appears as if the young starlet had to much to drink. Being a good friend, Merriman prevented her from leaving his place until he could find another form of transportation for her to get home. Well as most young starlets these days might do she threw a fit, called police and accused him of choking her and throwing her to the ground and not letting her leave his property. She then in turn signed a citizens arrest charging him with battery and false imprisonment. What a winner huh? From the start Merriman said the charges were false, stated witnesses there at the time would back his story that he did not assault her, that he was just trying to find transportation for her to get home safely, and that the charges would be dropped. As it turns out the charges were dropped by the DA and this stupid case was closed. I feel maybe the DA should file charges on this brat for filing a false statement, and let her spend some time in a lock up. For being a lying spoiled brat, Telia Tequila, you have been voted Ass Clown of the week. BTW, Shawn Merriman, I think it's time to find some better friends and you need to stop hanging out with such whacked people. Your life might go a bit easier.

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For the week of 9/06/09

This weeks award goes out to the University of Oregon's Senior running back LaGarrette Blount and Boise State defensive end Byron Hout. There is no doubt Blount has a big mouth. He was talking trash before and during the game. He told the press that Oregon would kill Boise State and the Oregon would win in a landslide. Well, after Oregon lost to Boise State, Mr. Hout preceded to go out of his way by giving him a push on Blount's shoulder pads and talking trash of his own. Blount not liking that too much proceeded to throw a right jab and connecting with the shot right on the jaw. The punch knocked him right on his ass. It was a very interesting scene to say the least. After the punch Blount then proceeded to try to get in the stands and fight with the Boise State fans as security and coaches dragged him back to the locker room. As a result of his actions, Blount was suspended for the remainder of the season thus ending his college career. Hout will not be suspended according to his coach. For this you morons, you both are voted Ass Clown of the week. (Blount was later reinstated toward the end of the season).

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For the week of 8/30/09

This weeks tribute goes out to the NFL and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell for ruling that Jerry Jones will not have to raise his giant jumbotron that sits just 90 feet above the playing field, for the 09 season. We all know this stupid ruling is about saving Jerry's Jones huge ego a big blow, which ironically is just as big if not bigger than his giant jumbotron. Games at the new Cowboys stadium will turn out to be a giant joke. Punt after punt being called do over just to save the hurt feelings of the whacked Cowboys owner. For this Rodger Goodell, and the NFL, you are voted Ass Clowns of the Week. Congrats and making the NFL an even crazier league than it already is.

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For the week of 8/23/09

This weeks award goes to the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones and his highly touted, big bucks, huge ass jumbotron in the brand new high price Cowboys stadium. During the Cowboys preseason game against the Titans, the Titans punter hit the giant object on one of his punts. Titans head coach Jeff Fisher who sits on the competition and rules committee sees a big problem with the huge structure. The NFL is already looking into the issue. He feels it needs to be raised higher above the field. Jerry Jones sees no problem with it. He says the only way you can hit is if you go out and try to hit it purposely. Jones who was inspired by the idea of the huge structure while attending a freaking Celine Dion concert(go figure). Anything inspired by her is bound to fail. Jerry Jones said tests were already one before they placed it in it's current location to see if it would interfere with punts and kicks. Well Jerry, I guess your test were worthless. The massive jumbotron, which is 180 feet wide and 71 feet tall sits just 90 feet above the field. Jerry Jones, just move the damn thing up and stop your crying. This is so Jerry Jones and so Dallas Cowboys. Congrats Jerry, you and your stupid high price jumbotron are Ass Clowns of the Week.

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For the week of 8/16/09

This weeks winner goes out to the Washington Redskins equipment manager Brad Berlin. In last week's Redskins preseason match up vs. the Ravens, running back Ladell Betts played the game with his named misspelled on the back of his jersey. Instead of the jersey reading Betts, it read Bettis, as in former Steelers, and Rams running back Jerome Bettis. Yes, the equipment team felt bad, and Betts wasn't upset but this was just too funny to pass up. Though spelling is not the strength of many people out there, including myself, this is just one typo that is over the top, come on!!! lol. For this Mr. Berlin, you are ass clown of the week, congrats.

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For the week of 8/09/09

This weeks award goes out to San Fran 49er hold out and the tenth pick of the first round of the 2009 NFL Draft, Michael Crabtree. Crabtree, is currently in the 8th day of a hold out from training camp, while fighting for a contract that will pay him like a first round draft pick selection. We are all for you trying to get the most money you can, but what the heck? Just because you think you should have been a number one pick in the first round, doesn't relate to the fact that in reality, you were the 10th pick in the first round. Quit living in your fantasy world, accept the fact that you were the tenth pick, get over it, get your contract signed and stop holding out. BTW, tell your whacked cousin to shut up already. I think he feels real important and is using your popularity. Michael Crabtree, you are Ass Clown of the week, congratulations.

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For the week of 8/02/09

We have a repeat winner for this weeks award. The continual seeker of attention, the one who just isn't happy unless he is in the news or making it, the one who just can't let go, a.k.a., Brett Favre. This week Favre decided that he would stay in retirement once again(for the one millionth time it seem) and not play this season for the Minnesota Vikings. As irony would work, in an interview with Favre's agent Bus Cook, he said that he could see a scenario where Favre could return to the game mid way through the season, blah blah blah...blah blah. Enough already you attention seeking whores. Favre it is my pleasure to announce you have been voted Ass Clown of the week.

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For the week of 7/26/09

This week's award winner goes to Andrea McNulty, the woman who accused Ben Roethlisberger of rape. In most cases a woman claiming rape would not win this award. Rape is an awful, horrible, and despicable crime, but in my opinion, such is the case when someone is accused of such a heinous crime, and is innocent. This past week Ms. McNulty filed a civil law suit that Ben raped her at a golf outing in Vegas. The golf outing took place over a year ago. I find it odd she never filed a police report about the rape, and the police has never investigated the alleged crime. This sounds like your basic case of trying to hit up someone for a quick buck. For this Ms. McNulty, you are Ass Clown of the Week. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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For the week of 7/19/09

This weeks Ass clown goes out to the young driver of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile. The 22 year old female driver making a 3 point turn, was in the driveway of a home. She thought the car was in reverse, but instead it was in drive and plowed the vehicle through the garage and deck above. lol. For this, young driver, you are Ass Clown of the Week.

For the week of 7/12/09

The winner of this weeks award goes to Nike and Lebron James. While at the Nike/Lebron James basketball camp, Lebron and the campers were playing a pick up basketball game. During the game, one of the camper, a sophomore basketball in college dunked on Lebron. lol. Nike and Lebron scrambled. Nike took all the film from the reports there so that they could not show this. Talk about being a baby. Just when I was beginning to like you Lebron. For this, Nike and Lebron are Ass clowns of the week. Congrats you Sally assess.

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For the week of 7/05/09

This weeks winner is a no brainier. It goes out to what the callers deemed, that crazy bitch who shot Steve McNair. Her name Sahel Kazemi. Reportedly, she was upset that McNair would not leave his wife and marry her. She went out, bought a gun and shot McNair 3 times before shooting and killing herself. Two wrongs don't make a right. McNair was wrong but holy crap bitch.

For this, you crazy ass bitch, you are ass clown of the week.

For the week of 6/28/09

For only the third time in the history of Ass Clown of the week, the listeners of the Bear fan Ron Show,(and of course, with some help from the host)there are two winners of Ass Clown of the Week this go around. Your winners are Cody Breck, host of Sports Talk Radio and Danny Golding, host of the Gold and Mac Show, both shows on are Blogtalkradio.

While Cody was participating at a football camp, had a chance to interview Eddie Royal of the Denver Broncos. For two days Mr. Royal was his coach. He went out to lunch with him, was only just two doors down from him in the hotel he stayed in and yet not once did Cody try to interview with him. And you call your self a radio host, HOLY MOSES!!! Cody live and let learn. lol.

Danny Golding, you are just Danny Golding. lol. For weeks of antics, singing on a Youtube video, yelling on the phone and making eardrums bleed, you have been made Ass clown of the week.

They are great hosts and good friends, but the listeners and the host of the Bear fan Ron Show could not let this opportunity pass. Congratulations on you winning the Co Ass Clown of the Week Award. I'm cracking up just writing this. This is just too funny.

For week of 6/21/09

This weeks award goes out to the judge in the Donte' Stallworth case. Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Dennis Murphy in his ultimate wisdom gave Stallworth just 30 days in prison, a life time suspension of his drivers licence, 1000 hours of community service, two years of house arrest, and 8 years of probation. What angers most people is that he killed someone because he was drunk and selfish, and only has to sit in jail for 30 days? Because he worked out a plea deal, and threw money at the victim's family he doesn't have to rot in a prison cell, and may eventually get to play football again. Give me a break. Judge Murphy, for this you are voted Ass Clown of the Week. I guess justice is about how much money you have!

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For the week 0f 6/14/09

This weeks ass clown of the week award goes out to the Detroit Red wings player Kris Draper. After losing in the Stanley Cup Finals, He complained that Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney Crosby snubbed him and other Red Wing players by not shaking hands after the game. Give me a break and cry to someone else Draper. For this you are Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 6/07/09

This weeks award goes out to two very deserving people. They are Brett Favre and Favre's agent Bus Cook. This past week, Cook went to great lengths in a interview to point out that Favre was still retired. In his next breath he described what a great quarterback they would get, if they were to sign him, He also said that Favre, was better than anything the Vikings had now, with a no offence to the current Qb's on the Vikings. lol. What an ass clown. He also hinted Favre deserved big-time money. For Brett Favre keeping himself in the news as well as his Agent for doing the same, and his freaking statements, You both have been voted Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 5/31/09

This weeks award goes out to Miami Dolphins defensive tackle Randy Starks. While driving his pick up and carrying 15 passengers in his flat bed, a police officer tried to stop Starks' vehicle. While the officer, on foot, was chasing Starks., Mr. Starks decided to strike the officer with his truck (though Starks was driving at a low speed). He was charged with a felony, aggravated battery of a police officer. This is true ass clown material. For this, Mr. Starks, you are Ass clown of the Week.

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For the week of 5/24/09

This weeks winner once again goes to Ryan Leaf. This past Wednesday, Leaf, Former first round draft pick and formerly QB coach of West Texas A&M was indicted on one count of burglary of a habitation, seven counts of obtaining a controlled substance by fraud, and one count of delivery a simulated controlled substance. This shouldn't surprise many that followed Leaf's career, but it is certainly sad. The guy breaks into his players house to steal drugs, obtains drugs from doctors under false pretenses, and sells fake drugs to people. This is truly ass clown material. Congrtas Ryan, you are, Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 5/17/09

This weeks award goes out to Uncle Lou Pinella and Cubs closer Kevin Greg. With the Cubs leading by a score of 4-0 vs. the Houston Astros Sweet Lou inserted Carlos Marmol in the 8th inning. Marmol preceded to retire the 3 men he faced, Lou than went to Greg for the ninth were he surrendered the lead and almost the game. For this Lou and Greg, you are ass clowns of the week. 

For the week of 5/10/09

This weeks award goes out to one of the biggest ass clowns of all of sports, his name, Manny Ramirez. This past Thursday, Ramirez was banned from MLB for 50 days after testing positive for a banned substance. The substance in question is thought to be a known fertility drug used by steroid users to boost testosterone production ( I guess Manny's jewels are shrinking). Manny stated that he was prescribed this drug for a "personal problem. I guess so. lol. Maybe Manny is trying to become a mother. When is baseball going to wake up and ban permanently these Ass Clowns that get caught cheating using these drugs? Manny Ramirez, YOU are Ass Clown of the week. Congrats you ass clown.

For the week of 5/03/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award goes out to two winners this go around.

The first, is The National Media and our own Vice President, Joe Biden, for totally over blowing the swine flu epidemic. Biden went as far to say he would not take public transportation or fly the airlines. Yeah Joe, lets live in far and totally shut down industry over a so called swine flu. Jackass.

The second winner this week is The US House's: House Energy and Commerce Committee on commerce, trade, and consumer protection subcommittee. On Friday they held a hearing trying to strong arm the BCS (Bowl Championship Series) of college football by telling them if they did not move to a playoff format that they would enact legislation that would prevent them from using the word "championship" for their series. Doesn't Congress have anything better to do than get involved with College football. Stay out of sanctioned organizations and deal with business that you are suppose to deal with, like fixing the economy. Crap, you can't even get that right.

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For the week of 4/28/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award goes to The Dallas Cowboys. It was reported, in the second round of the draft, they failed to make their pick in the time allotted to them and thus lost their chance to pick a player in the round.(Supposedly they traded their pick. Do you really believe that? lol I smell cover up.) In turn, they now have to use that pick in the third round.

For the week of 4/19/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week goes to the Washington Nationals and their bullpen. As of this week, the Nationals are 1-9; and the bullpen of the Nationals have blown 8 games in which the have been given the ball with the lead, only to have blown the lead and the game with a loss. For this, Washington Nationals, you are Ass Clown of the Week.

For the week of 4/12/09

This week's Ass Clown Award goes to the piece of crap that decided to drive his Mini Van, while off his ass drunk, and in turn striking and killing Angels' pitcher Nick Adenhart and three of his friends riding in another vehicle. The piece of crap, named, Andrew Gallow, 22 years old from San Gabriel California, was charged with three counts of murder, and faces anywhere from 55 years to life in prison. What makes matters worse, is this penis with ears has two prior arrests for drunk driving and is currently on probation for an incident in 2006. They should just fry him now and end it!!! Andrew Gallo, you are Ass Clown of the week. Do us all a favor, end your life now.

For the week of 4/5/09

This weeks award goes out to Donte' Stallworth. This week he was charged with DUI Manslaughter. Last month while driving through a Miami street, Stallworth struck and killed a pedestrian Mario Reyes, of Miami. His blood test showed he had a blood alcohol level of .126. When are people going to learn? Donte Stallworth, after a court hearing stated to the press that," I have full confidence and faith in the leagal process." Well Mr. Stallworth, so do I , and may justice be served. Donte' Stallworth, you are Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 3/29/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award goes out to Officer David Powell of the Dallas Police. While on patrol, Officer Powell noticed a SUV that rolled through a red light and proceeded to Baylor Regional Medical center. For almost a block Powell waited for the SUV to pull over. The SUV was driven by Houston Texans RB Ryan Moats. When arriving at the Medical Center, Moats informed officer Powell that he rushed to the hospital to see his dying Mother in law. She did not have much time. Powell pointed his gun at Moats and his family that traveled with him in the SUV to the hospital. Even when it was confirmed by another officer that Moat's Mother in law was near death, Powell continued to detain him telling him that, He (Powell)"Could make Moat's life miserable." Well he sure did. Moats was unable to see his Mother in law before she died. What Mr. Powell did lacks common sense and compassion. I usually support the police and the role of enforcing the law, but in this case Officer Powell was just clueless. He did offer an apology after the incident. I think he may have "little man's" syndrome. He may need to get some help and lessons on compassion. Mr. Powell, you win Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 3/22/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week goes out to the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama. Despite his plummeting approval rating, ruining the economy further with his failed policies of the past, and the whole bailout debacle, he found time to fill out a NCAA tournament "March Madness" Bracket and publicize it just to show what an intelligent, yet hip sports fan and President he is. Hey Obama, focus on fixing the Nation's economy and get your crap together you "Karl Marx wannabe. (Don't blame me, I wanted the pilot guy to win.) lol. For this Barack Hussein Obama, you are Ass Clown of the week.

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For the week of 3/15/2009

This weeks award goes out to Terrell Owens. Just after he was released from the Dallas Cowboys and signed by the Buffalo Bills proclaimed, that "he" is the only one that will be wearing the number 81 in Buffalo. I sure hope the Bills didn't just hand that jersey number to him. Way to bring that "team first attitude" with you to the Bills T.O.. Not to mention that a member of the Bills is already wearing the number 81. Terrell Owens you selfish sack of crap!!! Congratulations on being voted for Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 3/08/09

No award this week, The Bear fan Ron Show is on vacation.

For the week of 3/01/09

This week's Ass Clown Award goes to Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. It looks as if he is gambling once again and throwing big time money in free agency to solve his problems (kind of like the federal government). His gambles haven't paid off yet either(just like the federal government). Lets see, there was the big time signing’s of Neon Deon, Adam Archeleta, Bruce Smith, coaches Steve Spurior, Norv Turner and Joe Gibbs. The list however goes on and on and still no positive results. Well now Snyder has decided to try again to fix his problems with money by sining high price free agents Albet Haynesworth and DeAngelo Hall. Signing both free agents cost the Redskins in excess of 145 million dollars. So much for those tough economic times. Well Mr. Snyder, for thinking once again, throwing big money at free agants can solve your Redskins problem you have been voted Ass Clown of the week. Congratulations on winning the Ass Clown of the week Award. If I may, I predict these signing’s will also blow up in your face just to prove once again what an Ass Clown you really are.

For the week of 2/22/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award goes out to Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reid. While at a convenience store, and in the restroom, he precede to act out in a bizarre temper tantrum and break the paper towel dispenser because it had no paper towels in it. Reed continued his tirade out into the store and in the parking lot taking his anger out on store employees and customers. He was later arrested for disorderly conduct and plead guilty to the charges. For this Jeff Reid, I would like to congratulate you on winning this weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award. You truly deserve it.

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For the week of 2/15/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award goes out to one "REAL TRUE" Ass Clown. It seems as if the owner of the bong that Michael Phelps used decided to try to cash in on the publicity and tried to auction off the bong on Ebay. lol. He and several friend in turn were arrested and charged with many offenses. What a real genius. He and the others will soon be facing trial. For this you nameless photo less idiot, you have been voted Ass Clown of the Week. What a moron you truly must be.

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For the week of 2/8/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the week Award goes out to Michael Phelps. This past Monday a photo of Phelps was released to the media showing him smoking a bong at a party which was presumably to be the whacky weed. All it takes is one lapse in judgement and BOOM, there goes all you hard work up in smoke (pardon the pun). So much for 8 gold medals. Due to his poor judgement, not only has he lost his, "good reputation" but his endorsement deals as well. He has also been banned by the US swimming federation from competing for 3 months. I hope it was worth it Michael. For this act of weakness you are voted Ass Clown of the week. I wish it wasn't so.

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For the week of 2/1/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award goes out to Timothy Geithner. Geithner was just confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury by Congress this week. While going through the confirmation process, it was learned that Geithner failed to pay some taxes, about $35,000 dollars worth for several years. lol. Talk about that Obama change in government, oh brother!!!! here is an excerpt from Wikipedia describing the enlightenment of his tax problem:

Geithner had not paid $35,000 self-employment taxes for several years, even though he had acknowledged his obligation to do so, and had filed a request for, and received, a payment for half the taxes owed. The failure to pay self-employment taxes was noted during a 2006 audit by the IRS, in which Geithner was assessed additional taxes of $14,847 for the 2003 and 2004 tax years. Geithner failed to pay, or to admit his failure to pay, the self-employment taxes for the 2001 and 2002 tax years until after President-elect Obama expressed his intent to nominate Geithner to be Secretary of Treasury. He also deducted the cost of his children's sleep-away camp as a dependent care expense, when only expenses for day care are eligible for the deduction, .Geithner subsequently paid the IRS the additional taxes owed,and was charged interest of $15,000, but was not fined for late payment. In addition, his housekeeper's work authorization lapsed during the last three months she worked for him."

LOL. For this Mr. Geithner, you have been voted Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 1/25/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the week Award goes to Seattle Seahawks Linebacker Leroy Hill. Hill was found in his car, asleep and slumped over the steering wheel of his car and in possession of the wacky weed. When are you athletes going to learn and knock off the b.s.? For this Mr. Hill, you are Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 1/18/09

This week, Ass Clown of the week Award goes out to, Mark Shurtleff. He receives this great honor for investigating the possibility of a lawsuit against the NCAA and the BCS for violating federal antitrust laws. He is quoted as saying, "We've established that from the very first day, from the very first kickoff in the college season, more than half of the schools are put on an unlevel playing field," Shurtleff said Tuesday. "They will never be allowed to play for a national championship." Talk about sour grapes big guy. This is the real world. lol. Not everyone can play for the championship moron!! Talk about trying to make a name for yourself in forming a BCS playoff series. For this Mark Shurtleff, you are Ass Clown of the Week.

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For the week of 1/11/09

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week goes to Adam "Don't call me Pacman" Jones. For all the dumb ass problems you have caused, for all the chances you received, for saying you will probably be back with the Cowboys next year, and for that dumb ass interview you gave on the CBS pre game show, Pac Man Jones, you are Ass Clown of the Week. Congratulations dumb ass.

The 2008 Ass Clown of the Year: Plaxico Burress

The Ass Clown award winner of 2008 goes to Giants WR Plaxico Burress. While at a night club and carrying a gun. He went to grab it and consequently shot himself in the thigh. For this Plaxico Burress, you are the 2008 winner of Ass Clown of the year. Congratulations on your award you dumb ass!!!

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For the week of  8/07/08

Chad Johnson for changing his name to Ocho Cinco

For the week of 8/14/08

The Ass Clown of the Week Award goes to Mud for hitting his mom's car with his 4 wheeler 3 times.

For the week of 8/21/08

This week's award goes to Desean Jackson. After his reception against the Cowboys, throwing the ball behind him before he actually scored the Touch down. Congrats to Desean on his award.

For the week of  8/28/08

The winner of this weeks award once again goes to Mud. While covering a game at Bakersfield College, Mud fell down the steps of the stadium and was asked by security if he had been drinking too much. Mud, congratulations. lol.

For the week of 10/05/08

This weeks winner of the Ass Clown of the week Award goes to Al Davis for his b.s. and firing Head Coach of the Radiers Lane Kiffin

For the week of 10/12/08

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award goes out to former MLB player Jose Conseco for trying to smuggle HGH over the United Satates/Mexican boarder. When will Conseco ever learn?

For the week of 10/19/08

This weeks winner is the Tampa Bay Devil Rays for blowing a 7-0 lead and losing to the Boston Red Sox 8-7. It's not looking good for the Rays. Please, not the Red Sox again. lol.

For the week of 10/26/08

This weeks Ass Clown of the Week Award goes to former NBA great and former President of the New York Knicks, IsaiahThomas.  The circumstances are sad but nonetheless are Ass Clown of the Week material. Thomas overdoessed on sleeping pills, and than his family tried to cover it up for him saying no overdose happened. For this, you are ass clown of the week, congrats Isaiah

For the week of 11/02/08

This weeks award goes out to Niners Head coach Mike Singletary for dropping his pants at half time, pointing to his ass and telling his time that their asses were being owned. Congrats on this award Mike though it pains me to do it. You won the vote. lol.

For the week of 11/09/08

This weeks Ass Clown goes out to Ryan Leaf, who resigned his position of Qb's coach and golf coach at West Texas. He resigned, allegedly over borrowing a pill from one of his players.For this, Ryan leaf you are Ass Clown of the Week. Congrats Ryan, the Charger fans are thrilled. lol

For the week of 11/16/08

This weeks award goes out to the coaching staff of the San Francisco Forty Niners for their last minute debauckle of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. For this you are all the Ass Clown of the Week!!!

For the week of 11/23/08

This weeks award goes out to Donavan McNabb for not knowing NFL games can end in a tie when no team scores in overtime. For your stupidity, you are named Ass Clown of the Week. Congratulations Donavan!!!!

For the week of 11/30/08

This weeks award goes out to Plaxico Burress. While at a night club, the gun he was carrying started to slide down his leg, he tried to retrieve it, and it went off, shooting himself in the leg. For this Plaxico Burress, you are the Ass Clown of the Week!!! Congratulations on this fine honor.

For the week of 12/07/08

This weeks winner of the Ass Clown of the Week goes out to OJ Simpson, for his conviction of armed robbery trying to get back items that belonged to him. His quote was, "I was just trying to get back what belonged to me." "I was just trying to get back my stuff from friends of mine." For this OJ, you are ass clown of the week. Have fun in jail.

For the week of 12/14/08

This weeks winner of the Ass Clown of the Week goes out to Terrell Owens. He accussed Tony Romo and Jason Whitten of having secret meetings, making up secret plays, and going out of their way to conspire to exclude Owens from the offense. T O needs mental help!!! For your actions Terrell Owens, you are Ass Clown of the Week!!! Congrats Terrell, way to totally screw up your team.

For the week of 12/21/08

This weeks winner of the Ass Clown of the Week goes out to Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. Gov. Rod was indicted for trying to sell President elect Barack Obama's vacant US Senate seat. Not only that, the piece of crap refuses to resign or talk a leaeve of absence during his trial period. For this, Rod Blagojevich, you are Ass Clown of the Week.